Romancing the Stoned: A Valentine’s Day Cannabis & CBD Gift Guide

As Valentine’s Day 2021 approaches, love is in the air. And the only thing to amplify that love beyond imagination? Cannabis. 

While cannabis goes hand in hand with most things, the plant pairs notably well with all things romance. Many consumers report a higher interest in sex and quicker orgasms when they’ve incorporated cannabis into the mix, and Valentine’s Day is the perfect time for you to test out the data yourself.

Here are some of our favorite cannabis products to shower your cutie with this V-Day--or just yourself!

1906's Dark Chocolate Love

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(Available for purchase only at licensed dispensaries in Colorado, Oklahoma, Illinois, and Massachusetts)

Self-described as “the first aphrodisiac that was designed to be equal opportunity,” 1906’s Love dark chocolate bars claim to consistently excite all genders. With equal parts THC and CBD, everything about this chocolate is balanced and smooth. 

Infused with cannabis and five different herbal aphrodisiacs, Love is guaranteed to make you feel the love when you’re with your special someone. The chocolate is designed to increase pelvic blood flow, boost sensation, and help you relax for your romantic evening in.

Lion Labs' Element Concentrate 

(Available for purchase at licensed dispensaries in Michigan)

If you and your SO are more into dabbing and concentrates, look no further than Lion Labs’ Element. Element is a multi-Cannabis Cup winning brand sourced from Michigan. The brand promises distillate- and additive-free extract that contains 100% live resin concentrate, a coveted feature within the dab community.

Element also offers cured resin, which is made from dried cured flowers and promises strain-specific aromas and the highest potency. While it’s likely you’ll be spending Valentine’s Day at home (or in a very low-key setting), there’s no reason you can’t turn it all the way up with Element.

QUIM Night Moves Intimate Oil

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(Available for purchase throughout the state of California)

Speaking of sensual massages, QUIM’s Night Moves Intimate Oil was specifically designed to increase sensation. Infused with cannabis, tea tree oil, and MCT oil, this oil can definitely be used for massage purposes, and everything that follows.

To get the best results, make sure to apply the oil at least 20 minutes before play time, game time, or “you” time. The brand recommends around 8-10 pumps to really get you where you need to be. 

Greater Goods Marshmallow Bon Bons 

(Available for purchase online anywhere in the U.S.)

It wouldn’t be Valentine’s Day without a sweet treat, and the only way to improve upon the untouchably delicious combination of marshmallow and chocolate, is to add cannabis to the mix. 

Greater Goods’ bon bons are vegan, organic, and heavy on the CBD (each serving contains less than 0.3 % THC), so you won’t have to worry about getting too turnt off of these. They’re also infused with full-spectrum hemp oil, so when you delve into Greater Good’s bon bons, you are delving into every aspect of the cannabis plant. Happy Valentine’s Day to you.

House of Saka PINK

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(Available for purchase and delivery throughout the state of California)

Sourced from grapes from the hills of California’s famous Napa Valley vineyards, House of Saka’s cannabis-infused beverages are perfect for any wine lover--a.k.a., the unofficial beverage of Valentine’s Day. 

Although these bottles are alcohol-free, they’re infused with the perfect ratio of THC to CBD, and flavor-modeled after your favorite wines like pinot noir, chardonnay, or pinot meunier. Saka PINK is the best selection for a romantic evening. Designed after a full-bodied pinot noir, PINK is the key to a truly elevated cannabis experience. 

Soul Purpose Massage Oil CBD Candles 

(Available for purchase online anywhere in the U.S.)

A relaxing Valentine’s Day in calls for a relaxing massage, given to you by your one and only. Soul Purpose has the ultimate massage candles to “bring the heat.” 

Infused with CBD, hemp oil, and a variety of relaxing essential oils, these candles are perfect for moisturizing, comforting, and kicking back in a big way. The candles come in four different scents and each contains 45mg of CBD. Combine these candles with a sensual massage, an intimate at-home yoga session, or some meditation.

Kush Queen Water-Based CBD Lube 

(Available for purchase online anywhere in the U.S.)

Did your sensual massage get a little too sensual? Kush Queen has you covered with their water-based CBD lube, a favorite within the cannabis-infused lube community. This lube is truly water-based, which is essential for safe sex if latex condoms are involved. Additionally, this lube is safe to use with any type of condom or toy, no matter the material.

Since cannabis has aphrodisiac properties, a CBD-infused lube helps increase pelvic blood flow, which increases sensation for both parties. Kush Queen has designed their lube to be compatible with anyone, regardless of gender--how much more convincing do you need?

Dr. Norm's Cookies

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(Available for purchase at various dispensaries throughout the state of California)

If you or your SO are less into candy and more into baked goods, try some of Dr. Norm’s award-winning cannabis-infused cookies instead. Edibles are perfect for a day of adventure or a day inside--just make sure to know your limit to make sure you don’t overindulge. 

Dr. Norm’s cookies are vegan-friendly and feature the perfect ratio of 1:1 THC:CBD. These treats come in two flavors: chocolate chip and peanut butter chocolate, but their classic chocolate chip is a must-try if it’s your first time exploring the brand. Dr. Norm’s also offers a heavier-THC option for both cookies, but it all depends on how lifted you’re looking to get. 

 Premium Jane CBD Tincture

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